From the campaign:
Can you be the first to reach 750 points without getting MASHED? Not since The Bridge on the River Fries, The Spud Locker or Peel Harbor has it been more important to gather your tots and wage all out war. Let your Commander card start your march to victory as you lay down Troop cards and gain valuable points. Protect yourself from War Hazard cards with your War Enhancements or heal damage with your Recovery cards while trying not to quake with fear in the face of a dreaded MASHED card. You'll need strategy and skill to go from couch potato to Full Kettle Chips Jacket in this game - but play your cards right and your opponents will be left crying into their bacon bits.
Think you’ve got what it takes? Then - Forward, Starch!
This hilarious 175 battle card game can be played with 2 to 6 players and takes about 35 to 45 mins of game time.
The campaign is up and running now. It's set to go for another 24 days.