You Died. Or, you probably will, anyway, if the Dark Souls RPG is anything like the various video games. And if you're in the UK or EU, you can get your hands on your copy of this new book now. US residents still have to wait a bit. But just because I can't have it doesn't mean you can't. Go get your copies now (if you're in the UK or EU).
From the announcement:
Unkindled, DARK SOULS™: The Roleplaying Game is OUT NOW in the UK and EU!
Pre-orders for both the Standard and Collector’s Editions are also shipping in the UK and EU as we speak. In the US, it'll be early May.
Not yet ordered yours? Pick up your own grossly incandescent copy on our store!