From the post:
Knights and Wizards, Bandits and Monsters! The village youth ran down the streets of his hometown, a small doll in his outstretched hand. His mother had carefully crafted it for his birthday. The little wooden sword and porcelain helmet made it look like a small soldier. No, a hero!
Raising the doll higher and higher as he ran faster and faster, the young boy could think of nothing but adventure and heroism.
And then he tripped.